Jo: I’ve been at this agency for 4 years and
you haven’t called me for an audition in six months!

Agent: ...Perfect, I’m looking right at her.
But she gets a credit at the top of the show
or she’s not doing it.... Great, make the deal.

Jo: Wow... if I knew I’d get such action,
I would have come here sooner.

Agent: What the hell are you talking about?
We cut you from the roster six months ago.

Agent: (calling to assistant) Sharon, get Kim Fields on the phone.
Star Trek Voyager wants her to play an inner city Kling-on.

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